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Ups and downs of town

To the Valley News:

Living in the hamlet of Westport has its advantages. Everyone knows each other, and there is rarely a line at any of our businesses, except on tax day at the school and the town hall.

But some outsiders complain and do have problems, because one has to remember:

On Monday, the bank is open, but the library is closed and the dump is closed.

On Tuesday the library is open, but the bank is closed, and the dump is closed.

On Wednesday, the dump is open, but the library is closed and the bank is closed.

On Thursday the library is closed, the bank is open, but the dump is closed.

On Friday the dump is open, the bank is open, but the library is closed.

On Saturday the bank is closed but the dump is open all day, and the library is open a half day.

On Sunday, everyone goes to church.

Thomas Lonergan

Westport

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