A stream of mini-marshmallows

A man called a radio show and described a politician as being "smart as a tack"-"that's 'sharp'." I whispered to myself. Did the show's host correct the guy? No. Why not? I think the guy would want to know.

Last year, a local guy put razorblades in a Halloween apple. The kid that got it wasn't hurt. He noticed the handle sticking out before he bit in. I don't think they make the kind of razorblades these nut cases used to put in kids Halloween apples. That's the good thing about these days.

Until "The Waltons" becomes required viewing for high school-aged kids, I think I'd home school.

Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at rustyd@pshift.com. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO

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