When the lights went down, I snuck into the theater and sat in the seat farthest back (which luckily happened to be empty). As I wrote earlier, I enjoyed this movie but not half as much as I enjoyed the woman sitting directly across from me. She could not sit still for more than two minutes; every time she repositioned and literally did a couple of yoga moves. I'm serious, she was more entertaining than Sarah Jessica Parker; the moves she made were fantastic. I'd never seen anything like her in public. Pretty sure she was Canadian. Figures, eh?
I'm telling you guys, SITC2 will loosen 'em up.
So, if you're a feller in-between gals, or in the midst of a divorce, or just looking for a good time, go see "Sex in the City 2". Get there early. I give the movie two solid stars. I give the action in the lobby before and after the movie four and a half stars, two thumbs up, and ah, saaalluuuttee!
Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO or visit his website at www.thelogger.com