Rusty's Yuletide Cheer

God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman

God rest ye merry gentleman your heads upon this hay

I'll be right back with fatty foods prepared by Rachel Ray

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer walks around in panty hose

Which explains why when you meet him, he introduces himself as Rose,

You might have chuckled some, and if you did, I suggest you do up a couple yourself and read em around this year's holiday Yule. Feel free to go right ahead and complete any of the ones I started. You'll be a big hit. Merry Christmas.

Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at rustyd@pshift.com. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO

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