God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
God rest ye merry gentleman your heads upon this hay
I'll be right back with fatty foods prepared by Rachel Ray
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer walks around in panty hose
Which explains why when you meet him, he introduces himself as Rose,
You might have chuckled some, and if you did, I suggest you do up a couple yourself and read em around this year's holiday Yule. Feel free to go right ahead and complete any of the ones I started. You'll be a big hit. Merry Christmas.
Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at email@example.com. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO