I'd worked two years to get the other girl and hadn't worked at all to get Veronica, which just goes to show you ... well, I actually, I, don't know what it goes to show you, because there are no fail-safe rules or methods when it comes to making a girl like you. What I do know is, the time it took for my ears to register Veronica's, "I'll go," was double the amount of time it took to forget the other girl and the entire two year effort I'd put into impressing her. Ha, I haven't seen her since.
Now for the ride.
To be continued.
Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO or visit his website at www.thelogger.com