"And by the way, humans, Jimmy cracked corn and you don't care? I care humans. I care.
"Happy Thanksgiving when it comes roun, have fun over-consuming, and remember, the pepper is the male turkey - the better looking, the gorgeous one-I'm the pepper, she's not the pepper, wouldn't you like to be the pepper too? I wouldn't recommend it."
Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO or visit his website at www.thelogger.com