Keep on truckin'

About the time the last cow was 'cross, a great big Mercedes sedan pulled through with Texas license tags; a big ol' Texas guy drivin', his big Texas wife next to him, and two big Texas kids in the backseat. Texas guy stops right n' the middle of the path of cow doo-sticks his head out the window, says to the farmer, "This Here ya'lls farm?"

The Vermont Farmer, without looking around says, "Hyuh."

Texan says, real slow like, "Back home in Texas, I get in my truck, drive from one end of my farm, all the way the other end -it takes me all day to do it."

Vermont farmer turns to the Texan and says, "I used to have a truck just like that."

Rusty DeWees tours Vermont and Northern New York with his act "The Logger." His column appears weekly. He can be reached at rustyd@pshift.com. Listen for The Logger, Rusty DeWees, Thursdays at 7:40 on the Big Station, 98.9 WOKO or visit his website at www.thelogger.com

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